Score: 1

"atrocious"

submission: Truth about Masturbation

date: July 14, 2006

authors; you are whiny little bastards. if someone thinks a looped 5 second movie of a self gratifying mammal is not funny, then let them be.

just because tom thinks it's hilarious does not mean we have to share his sense of humor - it's called democracy. i personally thought this was scrotum, and has been done before and much better - "big nose kills a baby" for instance - while short, it ultimately hilarious. this is not.

Score: 4

"two words."

submission: Tattoo Artist

date: May 20, 2006

boring and monotonous.

i wasn't entertained but rather was waiting for the game to finish, it was too easy and too pointless. it felt like a drag more than anything.

Score: 10

"i haven't been active on NG for over two years"

submission: M is Bad!

date: May 6, 2006

so for me to sign in and review this piece of genius is saying much.

this submission reminded me of classic "links quest for ass." filthy, coarse and hilarious with a ridiculous story line - just the way i like it. awesome.

Score: 7

"a complete mess.."

submission: Sheindlin's Reign

date: June 4, 2005

..but i don't think it mattered in this case. the fact that the animation wasn't very smooth and the audio was of such poor quality added to the comedy factor. two thumbs up!

Score: 1

"the fulps must really hate you"

submission: Safe Sex?

date: April 9, 2005

because now you'll go down in history as the worst flash artist to ever grace the front page.

Score: 2

"blatant unapologetic firth rip off."

submission: coffee break

date: March 19, 2005

and it's quite obvious too.

similar graphics, audio, concept, everything. tsk tsk.

on it's own it's a pretty good submission, but because it lacks any originality im giving you a 2.

Score: 10

"holy shit."

submission: Red Devil RPG2

date: March 1, 2005

i played this game for a good 3 hours, that in itself deserves a 10.

the game was extremely addictive and frustrating. but i enjoy a challenge and felt a sense of accomplishment when i managed to get 127% progress.

well done.

Score: 7

"remotely funny."

submission: Final Fantasy Day Care 2

date: February 22, 2005

i laughed. but it wasn't an outrageously-hilarious-im-going-to-shit-myself-cackle, but more of a subtle smirk. also, i feel you crammed in the salad fingers spoof for a few extra popularity points, knowing the series is loved by many (including me). sneaky indeed.

other than that i think this is a fairly decent submission. not extroadinary by any means, but your dry humor definitely has potential.

Score: 6

"mindless fun"

submission: Pelican Lost

date: February 19, 2005

..but the game gets redundant after a few tries.

Score: 4

"ruthlessly abysmal."

submission: Tsunami Loot-up

date: January 8, 2005

im all for dark humor, but this is even crossing MY boundaries. this incident is too grand and too fresh to be making light of the situation. i don't think you are fully comprehending the seriousness of this catastrophe, and why should you, you're just making flash games behind your expensive computer screen, sitting cozily jamming to your playlist with that ridiculous head set.

i did try to keep an open mind when reveiwing the individual aspects (9 for violence). and shame on you tom for putting this on the front page. *sakes head in dismay*